I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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