2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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