if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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