yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
