I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Green mimosas i think yes
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
What drink are we having for lunch?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Randomize
