im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
There r osticjed everywhere
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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