If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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