I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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