We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We talked him into tasing himself.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
