id be glad to
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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