I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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