You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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