so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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