yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
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we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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