when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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