they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
that is very illegal...i love you.
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