We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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