Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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