So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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