I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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