Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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