Sry I called you an 8
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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