It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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