carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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