North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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