Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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