i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Pants are for mortals
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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