I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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