So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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