Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
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There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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