I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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