I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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