I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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