bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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