You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I would ride that face into the sunset
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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