Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
How external is "for external use only"?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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