"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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