i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Randomize
