That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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