Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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