i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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