I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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