ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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