do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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