i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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