When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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