im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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