the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
it was like eating out sand paper
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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