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Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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