At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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