i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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