I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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