making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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